- Take 2 shiny headphones and insert into ears.
- Select 6 Underground by British trip hop band Sneaker Pimps on your Mp3 player.
- Press play and wait for the desired effect. You may need to repeat this over a period of approximately 3 hours.
Contraindications: if you are a lover of Garth Brooks, Bonnie Raitt or Celine Dion then you are predisposed to craptacular music taste. You will therefore be unable to appreciate the Sneaker Pimps.