Sneaker Pimps, 6 Underground

Remedy for a severe case of Mondayitis

• Take 2 shiny headphones and insert into ears.
• Select 6 Underground by British trip hop band Sneaker Pimps on your Mp3 player.
• Press play and wait for the desired effect. You may need to repeat this over a period of approximately 3 hours.

Contraindications: if you are a lover of Garth Brooks, Bonnie Raitt or Celine Dion then you are predisposed to craptacular music taste. You will therefore be unable to appreciate the Sneaker Pimps.